How To: Wake up in the morning

1. Get woken up by Toddler at 2.30am

2. Let Toddler come in bed as it is cold

3. Fall asleep cuddling Toddler

4. Get woken up at 3.30am by Toddler kicking the blankets off

5. Ask Toddler if they want to go back to own bed *Toddler Nods*

6. Get up to take Toddler back to own bed

7. Follow Toddler into their room

8. Have Toddler zoom out between your legs

9. Turn round and follow Toddler to kitchen door

10. Open Kitchen door and remind Toddler that Daddy and Grandpa are sleeping

11. Turn light on for Toddler

12. Stand there for a moment for eyes to adjust

13. Watch Toddler open bottle drawer and select bottle

14. Watch Toddler open fridge and select his milk

15. Take bottle and milk off Toddler

16. Remind screaming Toddler to use inside voice and that Daddy and Grandpa are sleeping

17. Pour milk into bottle

18. Let Toddler put lid on bottle and milk away in fridge

19. Let Toddler open microwave and put in bottle

20. Show Toddler what buttons to push on microwave

21. Take bottle out of microwave and give to Toddler

22. Carry Toddler to bed

23. Tuck Toddler in

24. Sing “ABC”

25. Sing “This old man”

26. Collect bottle off Toddler

27. Sing “There was an old lady who swallowed a fly”

28. Realise Toddler is asleep

29. Go back to bed and fall asleep

30. Get woken by Toddler at 5.00am

31. Give Toddler Cuddles

32. Get told “Sing song”

33. Starting singing “There was an old lady who swallowed a fly…”

34. Fall asleep

35. Get woken up by “Song!”

36. Sing “There was an old lady who swallowed a spider…”

37. Fall Sleep

38. Get woken up by “Song! Song!”

39. Sing “There was an old lady who swallowed a cow…”

40. Fall asleep

41. Wake up to giggling and the flushing of the toilet

42. Get up for the day

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